the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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