she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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