ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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