He told me they were just razor bumps!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
should my penis look like a turkey
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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