I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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