it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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