I feel like abortions should bother me more
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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