I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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