I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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