well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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