i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I party with great urgency now.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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