Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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