Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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