Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I want a musical about memes.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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