come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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