Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
