Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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