I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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