She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
