i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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