woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I am midnight drunk by noon
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
