Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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