yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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