how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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