you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You dont lie about slip and slides
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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