Slut skills are useful in every country.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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