Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
where are my eyebrows?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
