Where are you?
In a non slutty way
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
