So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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