Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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