toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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