dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
