i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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