i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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