Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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its like you know when i get waxed
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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