Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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