Welp...herpes.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I need to align my fucking chakras
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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