is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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