If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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