I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
