That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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