I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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