have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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