who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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