If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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