Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
