Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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