Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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