Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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