considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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