did you get engaged???
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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