Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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