dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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