he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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