What should our trivia night team be named?
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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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