Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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