is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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