So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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